Dynamic Banter - Greatest Bits

Greatest Bits

Shout out to /u/James_________ from the Dynamic Banter subreddit for doing the vast majority of the legwork to to provide the timecodes that made this database possible.

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Episode 101: Open Podcast, Close Podcast

[00:00:00] Open eyes guy self help intro
[00:22:30] Bad Seinfield impressions
[00:33:00] Steve answers one question about the music on the podcast
[00:44:00] Taking money out of Dave Matthews son's mouth
[00:46:30] Peeing into the hose
[00:48:00] TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART WITH SQUEEZE TOY
HR Giving a creepy guy a ride

Episode 102: The Thumbdrive

[00:02:00] Mike hears the bungle music
[00:05:00] Thomas Michael Zeehh..
[00:26:00] Steve drives on a dark road, history road
[00:32:00] GIRLFRIEND GETS THE BOYS TO CALL GUST
[00:51:00] Every documentary about the sea
[00:52:00] Mortimer has a conversation with new toy
[00:59:00] OLD GUY FARTS AND BRINGS THE TACKLE BOX
HR Bus driver in Canada

Episode 103: The Legendary Jim Strinsel

[00:04:30] Open Eyes Close Eyes guy talking about french bread with this music
[00:07:30] "Haythan" callback to episode 43
[00:15:30] Staind shirts
[00:16:30] Jim Strinsel
[00:44:00] You only get two teeth
[00:54:00] Wendy

Episode 104: Body Pillows

[00:02:00] Spending time with your kids, and what if Steve had kids
[00:20:00] Body pillow review
[00:23:30] "Do you have any unhappy body pillows?"
[00:37:00] "Summer reading" song
[00:45:30] "Kevin if you don't have a samsung phone"
HR Movie trailer
HR Giggling in her sleep creeps out mom

Episode 105: MIKEFALZONE.COM with Elliott Morgan & Joe Bereta

[00:00:30] Mike Falzone's weird kinks
[00:21:30] Naming the episode after the neighbour's practice
[00:28:00] Steve asking himself for vacation
[00:32:30] Selling your daughter's trash, you crook
[00:47:00] Steve wants to know how many wet pussies are happening

Episode 106: Steve SOLO With SPECIAL GUESTS!

[00:12:00] Name for the listeners

Episode 107: How to be Successful with a Beard

[00:37:00] The two steps to being successful with a beard
[00:46:00] Mike watches firework demonstration
[00:48:00] Firework impression
[00:55:00] Skipping the office intro before the annoying part
HR Whispering non-funny things

Episode 108: Together Again!

Copy and Paste movie, which one's which?
Daughter is the best medicine
CT, christmas time
Like a fisherman catching krill
Mike mentions the bit glossary :D

Episode 109: Mike Doesn't Like Breakfast Burritos

[00:13:00] Sneezing sound, blue nose
[00:18:00] Space water
[01:22:00] Elliot asks to film so much, Mike could buy a house
HR <a href="https://i.imgur.com/EKPR66e.png" rel="nofollow">Victorian illustration</a> of kidney stone removal
HR Relatable penis surgery from "the only ethiopian fan"

Episode 110: Sammy Secrets

[00:00:30] Crazy people saying "you understand me??"
[00:05:00] Dying from peanut allergy in the old days
[00:12:00] "What's going on in this picture?"
[00:14:00] SAMMY SECRETS
[00:53:00] "Make sure the driver doesn't talk to me"
HR "Fucking Wilson" is my favorite cast away deleted scene

Episode 111: Where's My Mom?!

[00:00:30] commenting over the intro to swing town
[00:04:30] Cloverfeels theme build up
[00:08:00] Names for pooping and cumming at the same time
[00:31:00] WHERE'S MY MOM?
[00:49:00] Tip if you're rich
[00:51:00] Typewriter squarespace ad
HR Watching their own birth in health class

Episode 112: Buscuit Bois with Elliott Morgan

[00:02:00] Mike is mean to Elliot, beavis and butt-head shoes
[00:19:30] Talking about buscuits with chicken bake music
[00:22:30] Dollar shave club with burps and calm music

Episode 113: The Fool

[00:04:30] Looking up tomfoolery
[00:08:00] Leave everything to the fool
[00:16:30] Everyone will wear bells
[00:49:00] Fifty Shades Darker cleaning butthole off table, featuring Danny DeVito
[00:49:00] Looking beautiful in an open casket
HR Surviving a flood

Episode 114: Clearing Your Throat in Class

[00:13:00] Nursery rhymes video
[00:17:30] Improvised kid songs
[00:23:00] Adults playing peekaboo on the bus
[00:47:30] Clearing your throat in class
HR Mike reads from emotional email

Episode 115: Ringo Starr's Fingers

[00:00:30] Kombucha is like drinking a science fair project
[00:02:30] NPR message to crazy lady
[00:08:30] Late for the purge punchline gets stepped on
[00:27:00] Calling in to She Didn't Text Back podcast
[00:41:30] Interview about wah-wah
[00:13:00] Open eyes guy talks about The Beatles
HR The Great Maxwell Caper, toddler running away

Episode 116: Stranger Engagement

Fed up barrista at Hawaiian café
Rich guy story
Women and yoghurt
Billy Corgan impression
Roger klotz and other characters
HR Getting a ride from Roger Khan's brother

Episode 117: Free as a Bird

[00:00:00] Two men on a rollercoaster
[00:15:00] Delman's diss track
[00:34:30] "Erryting gon be ayraight", jamaican accent
[00:35:30] The template awards
[00:44:00] Reward for talking about lost dog
[00:45:00] Escaped Bird
[00:58:00] Act quickly if your bird escapes

Episode 118: Paul McCartney and John Lennon Came Together

Mackenzie Stith and Steve have a conversation with noices
Talking about the pink wall
Paul McCartney GQ interview
Getting a ride from Roger Khan's brother
HR Fainting in a parking lot, mom thinks it's fake

Episode 119: Thirty Four Questions for Delman

No jokes, just premises
"Go eat a hard fart"
Not knowing what featuring means
Mike and Delmon's stoner vibe

Episode 120: Daren & the Back Stroke Boys

Abruptly ending phrases
Mike's meant to be married in just minutes
Calling Daren
The sound of a villain or confederate general dying, Daaargh!
Sending a man into the mines first
HR Three Strikes Equals an Oopsie, dean and president inspecting dorm room

Episode 121: Everybody Loves Ramen

I talked to the trash
Stank pipes
Hot snow
Biggie impression, AKA large small
Everybody Loves Ramen
HR Microphones in front of face bungle

Episode 122: Obvious Bad Guys

Autobots, deal with the decepticons
Skeletor
Gamertags
Curse grudge salesman
Candy addiction song
Adam Gill
HR Throwing under the bus again

Episode 123: The Kingdom Of Pigeons

Youtube channel, Mike's an asshole
Tweeting exactly about where they are
Joe talks about Adam Gill
Rxbar, what is that, medicine?
HR DB Quiz

Episode 124: The MOST Motivational Episode EVER

Phone an ex on a game show
GI Joe PSA "who wants a body massage?"
Unsubscribing after you die
E.T. saying cum
HR Peeing in a gargbage can

Episode 125: A BITS CLIP SHOW?! with Alana Fickes

[00:01:30] Bit glossary :D
[00:05:30] Clip show (I'm not going to write all the bits)
[00:20:00] Acknowledging Talking Banter
HR Falling in study hall, breaks ass

Episode 126: Peelawrence Weeliamson Herman

Searching for gum in purse
Lenny Kravitz drinking game
Peelawrence Weeliamson
HR My favorite blank joke fails with librarians

Episode 127: Sensitive About The Highs

Sensitive about the highs
Naming your hands
"That's my Target store"
Hawk grabbing small children
Confusing beverage system
Horse costume movie
Anthony brushing too hard in there
Elvis says fuck you continues at 1:01:30
HR Padlocks in socks was my favorite Dr. Seuss book

Episode 128: Simply Having A Wonderfully Divisive Time

Paul McCartney ending note
Michael Jackson turned into a car in real life
HR Sick horse

Episode 129: Wickwilian Family Candles

Steve says movies
Wickwilian
If parents didn't like the podcast
"So would I.. so would I"
Bombfell negotiations
First time with a key board
HR That's my favorite blank joke in nursing home

Episode 130: The Little Bummer Boy

Bummer Boy
Offbeat amen
fat emergency
Fat machine noise
HR Disowning sister for being upset with the podcast

Episode 131: Boogie Down Get Down Mode (Mike Solo)

Talking about Sonic the Hedgehog poster
Trump about forrest fires
HR Stopping a robber

Episode 132: A Meeting With Target

Alana texts
Target commercial
Gatorade is for children
Mike's audition tape

Episode 133: Delman has a Really Bad Day

Delman can't sing
Delmans dad gets in a fight

Episode 134: Now That Thing Has a Twitter Account

Mike creates DnD character
Take a look at Mitt Romney

Episode 135: The Karma Account

Songs in major/minor key
"Crack a fifth egg"
Crazy radio show

Episode 136: Ben Too Long

Michael Jackson looking through his videos
Phil Spector
KROQ
Babe Ruth
Ben Too Long
HR No donuts just regrets

Episode 137: The Terrifying Sound of Birds Talking with Chelsea Dunaway

Talking birds
HR DB trivia

Episode 138: What's The Deal With Jose Conseco with Chelsea Dunaway

Jose Conseco Tweet
Chelsea guided meditation
HR Finnish girl reading open eyes bit from book

Episode 139: Nice And Sour Chicken

Nice and Sour
Bubbers
John Mulaney impression
Inspector Gadget's day off
Mikky Mouths
HR New HR theme, Christmastime Road

Episode 140: Courtly Love

Open eyes guy reads wikipedia
Charlie Doll
HR Open heart surgery and two-step dance

Episode 141: Famous Last Word ft. Robot Doctor

Salamander, salamander
Dynamic Banter game show intro
Too much water in my moublblblb, pt. I
Too much water in my moublblblb, pt. II
Too much water in my moublblblb, pt. III
Steve goes to sleep
Too much water in my moublblblb, pt. IV
Too much water in my moublblblb, pt. V
Robot doctor / "Your mother died"
MeUndies are so soft they make Bob Ross sound like Gilbert Gottfried
Too much water in my moublblblb, pt. VI / Robot doctor pt. II
HR Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder

Episode 142: How Much Poo and Pee is in the Ocean?

AAHH! WELCOME TO DYNAMIC BANTER
Bum farts
Talking about minions
Picture of woman loading
Pringles, snacks during funeral
"Octopus's Garden" but with cum
HR I want a cigarette song

Episode 143: Introducing Reginald P. Flight

Ending the podcast after "groove is in the heart"
A.K.A. Greg
Reggie takes the mic
HR Getting bird back

Episode 144: The Medieval Big Bopper

Turd bath
Death by falling asleep
Movie with one long cut of Steve kicking
"What the shit?!"
Medieval Big Bopper
Billy's dogs.com
HR Oliver green

Episode 145: Heavy Breathing

Isolated mics
Yelling out random things during events, like Disney world
Rock band
HR Swedish version of Wonderful Christmastime

Episode 146: David Lee Roth

Steve's secret
Russel Brand impression
David Lee Roth
Wickwilian candle names
More David Lee Roth
HR Killed a bird

Episode 147: Celebrity Bungles

Steve's pre-show routine
Travolta bungle
Getting Officer names wrong
Miss Universe bungle
Someone found the clap button
HR That's what they called me in high school... break?

Episode 148: What Is In My Pocket?!

Listening to "Give it away"
What's in my pocket?
HR Dick Cheesy joke

Episode 149: Dynamic Banter LIVE! At The Soda Parlor, Nashville, TN

First new intro SONG
Who's fuckin tonight?

Episode 150: Malcolm Barrett Returns

NPR intro
Farroki street fighter move
Cake song
News report delay
HR Eating during podcast