Dynamic Banter - Greatest Bits

Greatest Bits

Shout out to /u/James_________ from the Dynamic Banter subreddit for doing the vast majority of the legwork to to provide the timecodes that made this database possible.

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Episode 1: History Road

[00:05:00] Recording the podcast in bars (recurring throughout episode)
[00:50:30] Aerosmith is late for the show
[00:56:00] Ellen impression/ride

Episode 2: Bowling

[00:36:00] Talking during triple bypass surgery
[00:44:00] Abraham linked-in
HR At least 20
HR Airplane tall person
HR You don't have to read this on the podcast

Episode 3: Screaming Lady

[00:21:00] CRAZY LADY
[00:28:00] Not how memories work
[00:31:00] Bag guy
[00:54:30] Reusable bag tips
HR Papa Johns

Episode 4: Hi-C Ecto Cooler

[00:20:30] Situation comedy
[01:01:00] LAS VEGAS SLOGANS
[01:05:00] "The podcast is alright"

Episode 5: Embroidered Quotes

[00:17:30] Jesus, letter of forgetfulness
[00:32:00] High five and the kid, Steve's wacky show
HR Something.. Italian?

Episode 6: Bees

[00:04:30] Belt on or ticket
[00:07:30] 9 ten thousand
[00:10:00] "Mama Hollywood don't like me"
[00:25:30] "Why would it be different"
[00:29:30] Happy days and other sitcom names
[00:43:00] Steve pronounces melatonin
[00:44:30] Poindexters and court jesters
HR I saw a toad yesterday
HR Da Cashman, the pidgeon, and the warthog

Episode 7: Fall

[00:22:20] Friend in a bad band
[00:31:30] Maybe Steve wants an Apple TV
HR The Comic-Con Miracle

Episode 8: The Small Gentlemen

[00:08:15] THE BOY GENTLEMAN'S GHOST DOOR
[00:13:00] Dead gentleman
[00:32:30] Total em up
[00:44:00] Trying new intros, southern town local radio
HR Flying lettuce in an accent

Episode 9: I thought we had done the weirdest one

[00:09:30] Pitcher/picture
[00:22:30] Ferdinand the Bull
[00:29:00] BABBLING BROOK
[00:49:00] [email protected]
HR Jake Raus, Kevin, and the Panera bread girl

Episode 10: The First Time It Got REAL! with Andrew Delman & Bree Essrig

[01:00:30] What if the crazy lady...
HR Miss Weiner the dance teacher

Episode 11: Stackin' Breaks

[00:09:30] Not saying the last name
[00:14:30] "Why'd you stop paying the kid?"
[00:34:00] STACKIN' BREAKS
[00:41:00] NORTH California
[00:42:00] Elliot checks his watch
HR Bruce, the Unfunny Waiter

Episode 12: Magnets

[00:00:00] 0-35 at a moderate pace
[00:25:00] That boy's workin'
[01:15:00] You can't write on those papers
HR Almost got married

Episode 13: You Can't Eat Pretzels During a Podcast

[00:04:00] Nineteen/9eeen
[00:45:00] HER DIMENSION
[01:06:00] Pinocchio standup
HR Boy problems in the candy store, bunch of candy names

Episode 14: The Most Polarizing Episode Ever

[01:02:30] C3P0 is a nervous robot with a garden
HR The dread of an inquiring mind (HER dimension)

Episode 15: The E.T. in a Dress in the Room

[00:37:30] Extra-terrestrial
[00:43:30] E.Tj Miller
[00:49:30] PETER PANICKIN' SKYWALKER
[00:54:00] Crazy lady witch stuff
HR Touching tribute to teacher

Episode 16: Sex McFarmland Presents: Escape Room Wedding

[00:29:00] Steve being the Hawaii shirt guy
[00:31:00] "TIM MINCHIN IT"
[00:36:30] Jambulance
HR The wife/girlfriend conundrum

Episode 17: Guess Which One Of Us Has A Migraine

[00:05:30] "Inconvenient switch"
[00:07:00] "Played a cat piano song and won a bag of sand"
HR First audio, Dirk Dirkler, movie spoiler, Dan Trachtenberg

Episode 18: The Mayor of Earth with a Guest (Chelsea Dunaway)

[00:22:00] BOAT SMASH'EMS
HR BANTERING ABOUT BANTER: FAKE INTERVIEW

Episode 19: This episode is also about b's

[00:12:00] "Oh I'm gonna get rid of this"
[00:31:00] CONFECTIONERS GLAZE
[00:41:00] Cochineal bug
[00:49:00] Man, the man, man
[00:54:30] Jellicle cats
HR Audio, Flushed (Gold Fish)

Episode 20: Duck For President

[00:09:30] I SAID, I SAID
[00:17:00] Take the neighbor down to the courthouse
HR Collection of "puns"
HR Jim Bradky (football player) "How do I get better? You know, just however"

Episode 21: The One About Sports

[00:53:30] Name drop, bad friend
HR Tim Curry and the quest for Dominos pizza

Episode 22: Busy Boys

[00:05:00] Real celebrity names
HR Confectioners glaze card

Episode 23: Skeleton's Bones

[00:08:00] Ask Steve about eggs on the next episode, and Gudetama
[00:43:30] Bible Jesus
[01:03:30] Skeleton's Bones
HR Audio, Slick trip

Episode 24: ...Becomes a Large Man

[00:02:00] TOM HANKS BECOMES A LARGE MAN
[00:29:00] Tucksed in
[00:30:00] Purple pants stand-up set
HR Hardcore parkour

Episode 25: Baby De Beppo

[00:02:00] When the bass player produces the song
[00:15:00] Steve answers omelette question
[00:20:00] Corpse-a-dilla
[00:23:30] Resin bits
[00:24:30] Showin' Owen
[00:33:00] John? -Sign at airport
[00:51:00] "What is a friend?" -Series
HR The boob incident

Episode 26: Baby's Breath with Bree Essrig

[00:38:00] Baby's Breath
HR Hey that's not my name (let's not get off on the wrong foot)

Episode 27: That Time Owen Almost Died on a Live Stream

[00:01:30] Mike orders a boy
[00:27:00] Even better than dying
[00:48:00] Beat the food outta you
HR Pie baker goes to Hamilton
HR "Stay home bitch"

Episode 28: The Christmas Episode

[00:43:00] Frowin' up
HR Pierre the gift with letter

Episode 29: The Commentarium - "BIG" with Penny Marshall (Lee Newton)

No bits documented yet.

Episode 30: Can We Come Back? with Elliot Morgan

[00:15:30] Expected Elliot to be with more people
[00:21:30] Fart room with a hot batch
[00:39:00] DON'T OPEN YOUR HORSE
HR Leel graylish returns with paint names

Episode 31: Ellen's Degenerates

[00:03:00] Mike's new robot intro sounds like...
[00:17:30] JOHN DONGLE
[00:24:00] Car chase, being a bad boy
[00:33:00] Steve hates other razors and drug stores
[00:44:30] Manson songs
HR Jake McFireceon
HR Phantom of Shame (Cockney)

Episode 32: The Story of the Hottest Recording Studio

[00:03:00] Steve shout-outs E.T. tweet
[00:06:30] Squeeze that bulb
[00:11:00] Hot studio
[00:26:00] TWO HORN BORN BOY
[00:30:00] Talking about bidet
HR John Dongle the Daring Detective
HR Heil right in the fuhrers face

Episode 33: The Worst Episode of Dynamic Banter

[00:07:30] Two-man O'Brien
[00:24:30] Leel air
HR Friend of Mike, wants Steve's E.T.

Episode 34: 50 Minutes of Solid Relationship Advice from a Married Couple with Zoja

[00:08:30] Nobody cries

Episode 35: You Could Put That on a Shirt

[00:08:00] Put that on a shirt show
[00:14:00] Theme song guy
[00:20:00] Everything dies
[00:31:00] Steve doesn't believe in vitamins
[00:52:00] DJs 40 horn salute
[00:56:30] FIRST HISTORY ROAD THEME SONG
HR Lyric and the start of his friendship with lip puncher, 80 horn honk salute

Episode 36: Genetics Banter

[00:17:00] Auto-biology, not enough about genetics
[00:27:00] Questions to Tom Hanks and Mike's decent impression
[01:09:30] Steve loves that bassline
HR Urine a pickle (pissing pants)

Episode 37: Singing Bowls and More Noises

[00:01:30] Throat goblin
[00:07:30] Steve tries to remember Star Wars with names, and David Blaine
[00:22:30] "Big old boy version of that boy"
[00:24:30] That's clickable
[00:32:00] Glass or instrument
HR Da Cashman
HR Upset about not getting a shout out on the bird place

Episode 38: Dynamic Banter Jumps the Shark

[00:02:30] Playing old episodes and branching out
[00:10:30] PAIRS OF FRAMES
[00:14:30] "wehayarr"
HR Winter jacket, female size

Episode 39: Life with William Haynes

[00:12:30] So what happened between you and Darren?
[00:15:00] Fake directions
[00:17:00] Whatever happened to Sarah
HR Poop story with squat toilet

Episode 40: The One Where We Lose Our Sponsors

[00:02:00] Coconut ice cream
[00:10:00] So mad I could spit
[00:17:30] Steve drops the horn..
[00:19:00] Sad moment with lots of names
[00:34:00] Baby hair
[00:53:00] Ben's mattress ad
HR The guy that tries to get his gf to listen to DB in the car, but he chose ep.38

Episode 41: Who is Torty Cloud with Mackenzie Stith

[00:41:00] Naming pets
[00:43:00] GOLBLADDER JONES
HR Fuck story? No, it's why pot is bad.

Episode 42: The One Where We Talk About the End of SourceFed

Old sandwich
9 days in a week
Gain the child's trust
"WHAT WAS THAT SOUND"
Funruary
HR Written for English class
HR Steve sings jellicle cats
HR The battle of the New York stereotypes

Episode 43: What's Wrong With Steve THIS time?

[00:16:30] SUMMER BOYS
[00:19:30] Steve talks about some facts about little boys on the beach
[00:28:00] Steve reviews horns with a bored tone

Episode 44: Red Boobs

[00:00:30] Unable to pronounce Dynamic Banter / impossible promo codes
[00:04:00] Babbling brook makes a comeback and steve plays unknown instrument
[00:14:00] Steve improvises a melody; "Willow washed her hair"
[00:16:00] Andrew Delman impression, Delman knows the instrument is a tank drum, Don Tankdrum, "If you read about 'em, I've read about 'em"
[00:17:30] Privileged rich kids at Coachella
[00:19:30] How much is too much to pay for this tank drum? / another improvised piece over the babbling brook music
[00:21:30] Steve tries to destroy the tank drum + our ears
[00:30:00] Praise Logic w/ tank drum
[00:32:15] Steve reveals how much he paid for the tank drum / Children of the Lion
[00:43:00] "I didn't get a good look at all their crystals"
[01:00:30] The boy's mother is here
HR Plot to better off dead

Episode 45: Geese with Malcolm Barrett

[00:12:00] BACKYARD CHICKENS
[00:32:30] "You ain't takin' no shit!"
[00:39:30] 14th Annual Goose Awards
[00:41:00] Weirdest milk commercial ever
[00:43:30] Leel detective
[01:16:00] Nerd court
[01:19:30] The guys can't end the podcast
HR First part of the trilogy

Episode 46: A 4-Boy P'Cast with Andrew Delman & Elliot Morgan

You just gotta get
That time Beetlejuice turned into a banister
Weird Blue Apron ad, pronounce parmesan and fettuccini
HR Clogged toilet w/ pics

Episode 47: Bad Dog

[00:11:30] Peckish
[00:22:00] Steve might burp too much
[00:22:30] How do I get you alone (Alone by Heart)
[00:36:30] Stone distance
[00:38:00] All bark and random bites
[00:39:30] You're gonna get pink eye
HR Steven ruined my day with Instagram stories

Episode 48: Mike Agrees to Watch The Rocketeer with Steve

[00:03:00] Owen in a band
[00:13:00] Dermot Mulroney
[00:25:00] Checked their phone to see if the podcast was still running
[00:30:30] Internally wet
[00:32:00] Naming E.T.
[00:34:00] Hardened man with sniffles
[00:41:30] Would you like to live on my property
HR Pants down Steve origin
HR Their least favorite, the midget one

Episode 49: Virtual Czechoslovakia Porn

[00:08:00] Join me in my den
[00:12:30] Tucked the babies bed over the boys head
[00:25:00] VR porn, looking under bed
[00:45:30] Creamy French treaty
HR 5 fake ads, beans, box of existentialism, theme song finder, copy machine, squarespace

Episode 50: That Time Steve Almost Died...

[00:10:00] HITCHHIKER STORY
[00:20:30] "3 out of 5 knives can stab through other knives"
[00:22:00] Size nine and a half?
[00:39:30] That's amore bit
HR Hit-street toad