Greatest Bits

Shout out to /u/James_________ from the Dynamic Banter subreddit for doing the vast majority of the legwork to to provide the timecodes that made this database possible.

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Episode 1: History Road

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	[00:05:00] Recording the podcast in bars (recurring throughout episode)
	[00:50:30] Aerosmith is late for the show
	[00:56:00] Ellen impression/ride

Episode 2: Bowling

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	[00:36:00] Talking during triple bypass surgery
	[00:44:00] Abraham linked-in
	HR At least 20
	HR Airplane tall person
	HR You don't have to read this on the podcast

Episode 3: Screaming Lady

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	[00:21:00] CRAZY LADY
	[00:28:00] Not how memories work
	[00:31:00] Bag guy
	[00:54:30] Reusable bag tips
	HR Papa Johns

Episode 4: Hi-C Ecto Cooler

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	[00:20:30] Situation comedy
	[01:01:00] LAS VEGAS SLOGANS
	[01:05:00] "The podcast is alright"

Episode 5: Embroidered Quotes

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	[00:17:30] Jesus, letter of forgetfulness
	[00:32:00] High five and the kid, Steve's wacky show
	HR Something.. Italian?

Episode 6: Bees

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	[00:04:30] Belt on or ticket
	[00:07:30] 9 ten thousand
	[00:10:00] "Mama Hollywood don't like me"
	[00:25:30] "Why would it be different"
	[00:29:30] Happy days and other sitcom names
	[00:43:00] Steve pronounces melatonin
	[00:44:30] Poindexters and court jesters
	HR I saw a toad yesterday
	HR Da Cashman, the pidgeon, and the warthog
	[00:10:00] "Mama Hollywood don't like me"

Episode 7: Fall

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	[00:22:20] Friend in a bad band
	[00:31:30] Maybe Steve wants an Apple TV
	HR The Comic-Con Miracle

Episode 8: The Small Gentlemen

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	[00:08:15] THE BOY GENTLEMAN'S GHOST DOOR
	[00:13:00] Dead gentleman
	[00:32:30] Total em up
	[00:44:00] Trying new intros, southern town local radio
	HR Flying lettuce in an accent

Episode 9: I thought we had done the weirdest one

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	[00:09:30] Pitcher/picture
	[00:22:30] Ferdinand the Bull
	[00:29:00] BABBLING BROOK
	[00:49:00] [email protected]
	HR Jake Raus, Kevin, and the Panera bread girl

Episode 10: The First Time It Got REAL! with Andrew Delman & Bree Essrig

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	[01:00:30] What if the crazy lady...
	HR Miss Weiner the dance teacher

Episode 11: Stackin' Breaks

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	[00:09:30] Not saying the last name
	[00:14:30] "Why'd you stop paying the kid?"
	[00:34:00] STACKIN' BREAKS
	[00:41:00] NORTH California
	[00:42:00] Elliot checks his watch
	HR Bruce, the Unfunny Waiter

Episode 12: Magnets

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	[00:00:00] 0-35 at a moderate pace
	[00:25:00] That boy's workin'
	[01:15:00] You can't write on those papers
	HR Almost got married

Episode 13: You Can't Eat Pretzels During a Podcast

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	[00:04:00] Nineteen/9eeen
	[00:45:00] HER DIMENSION
	[01:06:00] Pinocchio standup
	HR Boy problems in the candy store, bunch of candy names

Episode 14: The Most Polarizing Episode Ever

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	[01:02:30] C3P0 is a nervous robot with a garden
	HR The dread of an inquiring mind (HER dimension)

Episode 15: The E.T. in a Dress in the Room

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	[00:37:30] Extra-terrestrial
	[00:43:30] E.Tj Miller
	[00:49:30] PETER PANICKIN' SKYWALKER
	[00:54:00] Crazy lady witch stuff
	HR Touching tribute to teacher

Episode 16: Sex McFarmland Presents: Escape Room Wedding

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	[00:29:00] Steve being the Hawaii shirt guy
	[00:31:00] "TIM MINCHIN IT"
	[00:36:30] Jambulance
	HR The wife/girlfriend conundrum

Episode 17: Guess Which One Of Us Has A Migraine

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	[00:05:30] "Inconvenient switch"
	[00:07:00] "Played a cat piano song and won a bag of sand"
	HR First audio, Dirk Dirkler, movie spoiler, Dan Trachtenberg

Episode 18: The Mayor of Earth with a Guest (Chelsea Dunaway)

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	[00:22:00] BOAT SMASH'EMS
	HR BANTERING ABOUT BANTER: FAKE INTERVIEW

Episode 19: This episode is also about b's

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	[00:12:00] "Oh I'm gonna get rid of this"
	[00:31:00] CONFECTIONERS GLAZE
	[00:41:00] Cochineal bug
	[00:49:00] Man, the man, man
	[00:54:30] Jellicle cats
	HR Audio, Flushed (Gold Fish)

Episode 20: Duck For President

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	[00:09:30] I SAID, I SAID
	[00:17:00] Take the neighbor down to the courthouse
	HR Collection of "puns"
	HR Jim Bradky (football player) "How do I get better? You know, just however"
	HR Jim Bradky (football player) "How do I get better? You know, just however"

Episode 21: The One About Sports

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	[00:53:30] Name drop, bad friend
	HR Tim Curry and the quest for Dominos pizza

Episode 22: Busy Boys

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	[00:05:00] Real celebrity names
	HR Confectioners glaze card

Episode 23: Skeleton's Bones

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	[00:08:00] Ask Steve about eggs on the next episode, and Gudetama
	[00:43:30] Bible Jesus
	[01:03:30] Skeleton's Bones
	HR Audio, Slick trip

Episode 24: ...Becomes a Large Man

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	[00:02:00] TOM HANKS BECOMES A LARGE MAN
	[00:29:00] Tucksed in
	[00:30:00] Purple pants stand-up set
	HR Hardcore parkour

Episode 25: Baby De Beppo

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	[00:02:00] When the bass player produces the song
	[00:15:00] Steve answers omelette question
	[00:20:00] Corpse-a-dilla
	[00:23:30] Resin bits
	[00:24:30] Showin' Owen
	[00:33:00] John? -Sign at airport
	[00:51:00] "What is a friend?" -Series
	HR The boob incident

Episode 26: Baby's Breath with Bree Essrig

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	[00:38:00] Baby's Breath
	HR Hey that's not my name (let's not get off on the wrong foot)

Episode 27: That Time Owen Almost Died on a Live Stream

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	[00:01:30] Mike orders a boy
	[00:27:00] Even better than dying
	[00:48:00] Beat the food outta you
	HR Pie baker goes to Hamilton
	HR "Stay home bitch"

Episode 28: The Christmas Episode

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	[00:43:00] Frowin' up
	HR Pierre the gift with letter

Episode 29: The Commentarium - "BIG" with Penny Marshall (Lee Newton)

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No bits documented yet.

Episode 30: Can We Come Back? with Elliot Morgan

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	[00:15:30] Expected Elliot to be with more people
	[00:21:30] Fart room with a hot batch
	[00:39:00] DON'T OPEN YOUR HORSE
	HR Leel graylish returns with paint names

Episode 31: Ellen's Degenerates

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	[00:03:00] Mike's new robot intro sounds like...
	[00:17:30] JOHN DONGLE
	[00:24:00] Car chase, being a bad boy
	[00:33:00] Steve hates other razors and drug stores
	[00:44:30] Manson songs
	HR Jake McFireceon
	HR Phantom of Shame (Cockney)

Episode 32: The Story of the Hottest Recording Studio

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	[00:03:00] Steve shout-outs E.T. tweet
	[00:06:30] Squeeze that bulb
	[00:11:00] Hot studio
	[00:26:00] TWO HORN BORN BOY
	[00:30:00] Talking about bidet
	HR John Dongle the Daring Detective
	HR Heil right in the fuhrers face

Episode 33: The Worst Episode of Dynamic Banter

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	[00:07:30] Two-man O'Brien
	[00:24:30] Leel air
	HR Friend of Mike, wants Steve's E.T.

Episode 34: 50 Minutes of Solid Relationship Advice from a Married Couple with Zoja

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[00:08:30] Nobody cries

Episode 35: You Could Put That on a Shirt

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	[00:08:00] Put that on a shirt show
	[00:14:00] Theme song guy
	[00:20:00] Everything dies
	[00:31:00] Steve doesn't believe in vitamins
	[00:52:00] DJs 40 horn salute
	[00:56:30] FIRST HISTORY ROAD THEME SONG
	HR Lyric and the start of his friendship with lip puncher, 80 horn honk salute

Episode 36: Genetics Banter

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	[00:17:00] Auto-biology, not enough about genetics
	[00:27:00] Questions to Tom Hanks and Mike's decent impression
	[01:09:30] Steve loves that bassline
	HR Urine a pickle (pissing pants)

Episode 37: Singing Bowls and More Noises

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	[00:01:30] Throat goblin
	[00:07:30] Steve tries to remember Star Wars with names, and David Blaine
	[00:22:30] "Big old boy version of that boy"
	[00:24:30] That's clickable
	[00:32:00] Glass or instrument
	HR Da Cashman
	HR Upset about not getting a shout out on the bird place
	[00:07:30] Steve tries to remember Star Wars with names, and David Blaine

Episode 38: Dynamic Banter Jumps the Shark

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	[00:02:30] Playing old episodes and branching out
	[00:10:30] PAIRS OF FRAMES
	[00:14:30] "wehayarr"
	HR Winter jacket, female size

Episode 39: Life with William Haynes

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	[00:12:30] So what happened between you and Darren?
	[00:15:00] Fake directions
	[00:17:00] Whatever happened to Sarah
	HR Poop story with squat toilet

Episode 40: The One Where We Lose Our Sponsors

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	[00:02:00] Coconut ice cream
	[00:10:00] So mad I could spit
	[00:17:30] Steve drops the horn..
	[00:19:00] Sad moment with lots of names
	[00:34:00] Baby hair
	[00:53:00] Ben's mattress ad
	HR The guy that tries to get his gf to listen to DB in the car, but he chose ep.38
	HR The guy that tries to get his gf to listen to DB in the car, but he chose ep.38

Episode 41: Who is Torty Cloud with Mackenzie Stith

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	[00:41:00] Naming pets
	[00:43:00] GOLBLADDER JONES
	HR Fuck story? No, it's why pot is bad.

Episode 42: The One Where We Talk About the End of SourceFed

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	Old sandwich
	9 days in a week
	Gain the child's trust
	"WHAT WAS THAT SOUND"
	Funruary
	HR Written for English class
	HR Steve sings jellicle cats
	HR The battle of the New York stereotypes

Episode 43: What's Wrong With Steve THIS time?

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	[00:16:30] SUMMER BOYS
	[00:19:30] Steve talks about some facts about little boys on the beach
	[00:28:00] Steve reviews horns with a bored tone
	HR <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46ye854YOXk" rel="nofollow">The Tummyache</a> (references tons of bits including boy gentleman, mispronouncing gyro, history road, john dongle, tom hanks, benjamin franklin time traveler, that's clickable)
	HR The Tummyache (references tons of bits including boy gentleman, mispronouncing gyro, history road, john dongle, tom hanks, benjamin franklin time traveler, that's clickable)

Episode 44: Red Boobs

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	[00:00:30] Unable to pronounce Dynamic Banter / impossible promo codes
	[00:04:00] Babbling brook makes a comeback and steve plays unknown instrument
	[00:14:00] Steve improvises a melody; "Willow washed her hair"
	[00:16:00] Andrew Delman impression, Delman knows the instrument is a tank drum, Don Tankdrum, "If you read about 'em, I've read about 'em"
	[00:17:30] Privileged rich kids at Coachella
	[00:19:30] How much is too much to pay for this tank drum? / another improvised piece over the babbling brook music
	[00:21:30] Steve tries to destroy the tank drum + our ears
	[00:30:00] Praise Logic w/ tank drum
	[00:32:15] Steve reveals how much he paid for the tank drum / Children of the Lion
	[00:43:00] "I didn't get a good look at all their crystals"
	[01:00:30] The boy's mother is here
	HR Plot to better off dead
	[00:04:00] Babbling brook makes a comeback and steve plays unknown instrument
	[00:14:00] Steve improvises a melody; "Willow washed her hair"
	[00:16:00] Andrew Delman impression, Delman knows the instrument is a tank drum, Don Tankdrum, "If you read about 'em, I've read about 'em"
	[00:19:30] How much is too much to pay for this tank drum? / another improvised piece over the babbling brook music
	[00:32:15] Steve reveals how much he paid for the tank drum / Children of the Lion
	[00:43:00] "I didn't get a good look at all their crystals"

Episode 45: Geese with Malcolm Barrett

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	[00:12:00] BACKYARD CHICKENS
	[00:32:30] "You ain't takin' no shit!"
	[00:39:30] 14th Annual Goose Awards
	[00:41:00] Weirdest milk commercial ever
	[00:43:30] Leel detective
	[01:16:00] Nerd court
	[01:19:30] The guys can't end the podcast
	HR First part of the trilogy

Episode 46: A 4-Boy P'Cast with Andrew Delman & Elliot Morgan

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	You just gotta get
	That time Beetlejuice turned into a banister
	Weird Blue Apron ad, pronounce parmesan and fettuccini
	HR Clogged toilet w/ pics

Episode 47: Bad Dog

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	[00:11:30] Peckish
	[00:22:00] Steve might burp too much
	[00:22:30] How do I get you alone (Alone by Heart)
	[00:36:30] Stone distance
	[00:38:00] All bark and random bites
	[00:39:30] You're gonna get pink eye
	HR Steven ruined my day with Instagram stories

Episode 48: Mike Agrees to Watch The Rocketeer with Steve

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	[00:03:00] Owen in a band
	[00:13:00] Dermot Mulroney
	[00:25:00] Checked their phone to see if the podcast was still running
	[00:30:30] Internally wet
	[00:32:00] Naming E.T.
	[00:34:00] Hardened man with sniffles
	[00:41:30] Would you like to live on my property
	HR Pants down Steve origin
	HR Their least favorite, the midget one

Episode 49: Virtual Czechoslovakia Porn

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	[00:08:00] Join me in my den
	[00:12:30] Tucked the babies bed over the boys head
	[00:25:00] VR porn, looking under bed
	[00:45:30] Creamy French treaty
	HR 5 fake ads, beans, box of existentialism, theme song finder, copy machine, squarespace
	HR 5 fake ads, beans, box of existentialism, theme song finder, copy machine, squarespace

Episode 50: That Time Steve Almost Died...

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	[00:10:00] HITCHHIKER STORY
	[00:20:30] "3 out of 5 knives can stab through other knives"
	[00:22:00] Size nine and a half?
	[00:39:30] That's amore bit
	HR Hit-street toad

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