Dynamic Banter - Greatest Bits

Episode 51: Covfefe-one - Sparkle Pipes

	[00:16:30] 405 sexual position
	[00:28:30] Reality show editing
	[00:42:00] Tostitos
	HR Slapped by a tortilla

Episode 52: Doug on the Drums

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	[00:01:00] "Don't eat"
	[00:04:00] Unfollow Steve for his birthday
	[00:31:00] DOUG ON DRUMS
	[00:40:30] Mike's memes
	HR The shittiest shit of all shits, grown girl

Episode 53: The One With Sam Bashor!

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	[00:17:00] Steve talks about meet the feebles
	HR Lost in New York, elevator edition

Episode 54: Another One with Williams Haynes

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	[00:11:30] 10 ways the beach can kill you, heat stroke
	[00:17:30] Discalculic
	HR Bad brother and nightstand corners

Episode 55: We love EDM and Fancy Cars!

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	[00:33:30] When a dog dies
	[00:51:30] Music was in my body
	[01:11:30] Don't listen to the podcast if...
	HR Dead cows
	HR Lost on a mountain

Episode 56: It's not even about the jerlury

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	[00:33:00] IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT THE JERLURY
	[01:11:00] Mike will leave your home early
	HR Owen choking song

Episode 57: Tony Revolori From Spider-Man: Homecoming

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	[00:04:30] Sex offender
	[00:11:30] Mike is confused by the Flash
	[00:17:00] Song about chips
	[00:42:00] Mikes first blowjob
	HR Tanner, same name misunderstanding

Episode 58: Dead Birds: LIVE from San Diego Comic Con

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	Dead birds
	Hundred thousand nerds
	Drunk with Bender from Futurama
	Screaming squarespace ad
	HR Choking on water

Episode 59: The Unboxing Podcast

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	Short guitar soundbit
	FATHER'S TRUNK
	Touching the side, the operation podcast
	Quick pickles
	Mike realizes the damage to the vocabulary
	HR Bike crash with spelling mistakes

Episode 60: The Actual Unboxing Podcast

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	[00:04:00] Guitar center
	[00:07:30] 15th August...P
	[00:54:30] German farts
	[01:44:30] Cuss it's a great day
	HR Finnish bidet

Episode 61: The Nonchalant Nurse

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	"Well I've got bad knees for you"
	Tony Revolori guest
	The nonchalant nurse scene
	GRAPE STOMPER LADY
	HR Caterpillar and missing keys

Episode 62: Spatial Awareness

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	[00:04:00] Steve's mind yelling down a hallway
	[00:14:30] Spatial awareness
	[00:21:00] How much space target has
	[00:33:00] CHICKEN BAKE
	[00:42:30] Objects in the rear view mirror
	[01:05:00] How do you explain this podcast?
	HR Seventyeeeiiight! (Missing burger order)

Episode 63: The Importance of Personality

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	[00:28:00] With regular eggs
	[00:41:00] Gargle getting louder
	HR Creepy eating of tear

Episode 64: TRILLIONS of Tic Tacs

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	[00:01:30] Scoops
	[00:08:00] Writing down bit
	HR "Everyone stop and look at Tom"

Episode 65: The Mario Man

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	[00:01:00] Steve has good jeans
	[00:03:30] French fitting room woman
	[00:40:00] Mario pin
	HR Burning car in snow

Episode 66: Ruining Jokes with Nose Laughing

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	[00:11:00] "Sorry but I just came to say, I fucked your bitch"
	HR Apologetic flesh wound

Episode 67: Dynamic Banter Live! That Other Time Steve Almost Died

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	[00:12:30] Jason's mask
	[00:15:30] Hollandaise sauce
	[00:24:00] Running from homeless person
	[00:52:30] Owen solo podcast
	[00:56:30] ELLIOT'S IMPRESSION OF STEVE
	[01:22:00] Randy Newman impressions
	HR Sharting in class during class

Episode 68: William Haynes Almost Got His Car Towed

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	[00:05:00] Huell Howser in California's Gold
	HR Ate a plant
	HR Baby names paint names

Episode 69: The Workspace with Elliott Morgan

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	[00:07:00] Steve impression vol. 2
	[00:25:00] Surge-ry when you go real fast
	HR Elliot shitting his pant
	HR Vague idea of a pizza

Episode 70: Oh-NO-carina

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	[00:09:30] Cash register montage
	[00:14:30] Storage unit yuuuup
	[00:20:00] Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow as Edward Scissorhands
	[00:22:00] Very lonely man
	[00:33:30] Owen looks homeless
	[00:35:00] Steve slide-whistle music number
	[00:47:30] Weird whole foods request
	HR Nothing... Steve forgot the password

Episode 71: Two Men and a Little Girl Baby with Candace Carrizales

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	[00:19:30] A party or something
	HR Candace childhood stories

Episode 72: A Quadrillion Tic Tacs

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	[00:02:30] Test results slide whistle
	[00:05:00] Steve calls about student loans
	[00:14:00] Squeeze one out
	[00:34:30] Steel Choice

Episode 73: We Bungled It

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	[00:01:00] ... Really?
	[00:05:30] BUNGLE MUSIC
	[00:32:30] Who farted during the Blue Apron ad?
	HR Story about a fig
	HR Advice about sexing Zoja

Episode 74: Joey's Laughing Sock Factory

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	[00:05:00] Only Jack Black's head
	[00:11:00] Owen pieces the world together one nacho libre track at a time
	[00:15:00] Old Michael Keaton fart
	[00:20:00] Steve sad titanic whistle
	[00:40:00] Bungled it letters in the alphabet
	HR Scary house after movie night
	HR Don't worry be happy

Episode 75: Elliot Morgan Interviews Wrestlin' Fred

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	[00:05:00] Adrenaline from other wrestlers
	[00:07:00] Bones out
	[00:18:30] Fred's girlfriend falls off bike

Episode 76: The Pickle Renaissance

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	[00:09:00] Leel fork
	[00:35:00] Let me give you a challenge
	[00:52:00] Steve's mom
	[01:08:00] "I certainly have not planned on dying but I'm gonna pencil it in"

Episode 77: The Jingle Horse

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	[00:04:30] Mouse bait station
	[00:07:00] Scream in a box
	[00:12:00] Customer support chat about mouse trap
	[00:21:00] 29th Novembry
	[00:24:00] BMH calendar bought by nervous white person
	[00:27:30] Town simple person yohoo likes snow
	[00:47:00] Burl Ives and the Grey Goose
	[00:55:00] Out loud two people singiN'
	HR Superpower
	HR Same-time-two-word-saying

Episode 78: My Fight with Bree Essrig - with Bree Essrig

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	[00:07:30] Zoja heard you and is on her way
	[00:11:30] Santa Anna song
	[00:40:00] Simple having a Wonderful Christmas time
	HR Goulash windman

Episode 79: The Christmas Episode

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	[00:04:30] She'll be coming round the mountain
	[00:09:30] Pirate cutting leg for fun
	[00:11:00] The one person not good at singing
	[00:16:30] 8-10 dedicated listeners
	[00:19:00] Two soundbites about anger
	[00:22:30] John Lennon wanted the world to kiss and fuck
	[00:25:00] Summerbois does Christmas song
	[00:41:00] Dentist names
	[00:54:00] Rian Johnson's debit card number in the new Star Wars

Episode 80: The Other Christmas Episode

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	[00:02:00] Should never have to see your son get old
	[00:20:30] Waiting for Danielle to be done on the piano
	[00:25:00] Teddy Ruxpin
	[00:36:00] Unidentified identified spaceship
	HR How to win an extra terrace trial in a dress

Episode 81: Mortimer

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	[00:18:00] Dr. Dreir invented Hanukkah and beats
	[00:19:00] Listening to podcasts twice
	[00:28:00] Two grumpy boys
	[00:38:00] Mom valentine
	[00:39:00] Mind your own.biz
	[01:09:00] BIRTH OF MORTIMER
	HR Car accident in Scotland

Episode 82: The Valleyfolk!

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	[00:01:30] Delman voice sounds like...
	[00:16:00] Making shanks
	[00:21:30] Robbers don't look in the microwave for babies
	[00:28:00] Birds don't like reflected lights

Episode 83: People Who "Get It"

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	[00:00:00] "Oh Christmas Tree" in a weird key
	[00:20:30] Don Care
	[00:28:00] The fans' bungled it music - "That's on you"
	HR Dynamic Banter caused car crash

Episode 84: The Busy Bois

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	[00:05:30] Cauliflower is better than broccoli
	[00:38:00] Bassist going "fuck yeah!"
	[00:44:30] iPhone light helps you find things
	[00:55:00] Batman is all fucked about it
	HR <strong>WENDY, WE'VE GOT YOUR DAUGHTER (I'D LET THAT BASSLINE CUM ON MY BACK)</strong>

Episode 85: Mike's Favorite Episode So Far

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	Baby sleeping, "Like an Angel Passing Through My Room" by Abba
	Reference to Wendy, "Momtronome"
	Mike eats dog biscuits
	Cloverfeels
	Star War characters, all the favorite boys including 3CP0, Bar Boys, Gun
	Cloverfeels stops, Squarespace ad read with this music
	Mike talks about crowd work
	Recovered Cloverfeels episodes
	HR The Time Mike Ran Off - never meet your heroes

Episode 86: The Cloverfield Paradox

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	[00:01:00] "Hey wait now this is not friday you old fucks"
	[00:02:30] Different names for the super bowl
	[00:03:30] THE FIRST TEXT-TO-SPEECH CONVERSATION
	[00:10:00] sitting together at a gentlemans length, leaving room for the holy smokes
	[00:11:30] Rosanne puns

Episode 87: Open Eyes... Close Eyes...

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	[00:03:00] Weird voice talking about muppets
	[00:05:15] OPEN EYES, CLOSE EYES
	[00:15:00] Always follow your eyes
	[00:37:00] Bensound.com ad read
	[00:46:30] Buddy Knuckles
	[00:51:00] Talking fast food with Mortimer
	[00:54:00] Daddy kink #notalldads
	HR History Road bass line cover

Episode 88: Bistro Style Olives with Malcolm Barrett

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	[00:10:30] Mike avoids question about olives
	[00:21:00] Slide whistle Bach
	[00:46:00] Old man making a mistake
	[00:52:30] Po' boy and other pronounced foods
	[01:13:30] Medium with a large heart

Episode 89: Dynamic Banter Live at The Open Space!

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	Is the really show 3 hours?
	Elliot's hat makes him look like...
	Text-to-speech about 3 hour show
	BIG TABASCO
	HR A story through song, monologue with wacky sounds

Episode 90: Kevin Hart, on a Treadmill, in the Back of a Truck?!

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	[00:00:00] Tad and the Tads house band
	[00:03:30] Boinging springs noises
	[00:09:00] "Good morning everybody! Smile today!"
	[00:14:00] "My legs are gonna look great today!"
	[00:18:00] Treadmill in a clear truck
	[00:23:00] Kevin Hart Nike campaign?
	[00:26:00] KEVIN HART WOKE MY WHOLE FAMILY UP (research music)
	[00:30:00] #ChooseGo a.k.a. Nike ARG
	[00:40:30] Bombfell dance craze (music)
	[00:52:14] Sneaking into a bank (music)
	[00:54:15] Fan-submitted bass lick
	HR Birthday Wish (going blind on vacation to Legoland)

Episode 91: Mike's Memory Water

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	[00:02:30] Super horny dog
	[00:06:00] Mountain dew flavors
	[00:30:00] Zany writer with Kevin Hart idea
	[00:47:00] Voice telling you to stop brushing
	HR Australian bungle, silence bit gone too far

Episode 92: How Many Spiders is Five Pounds of Spiders?

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	[00:03:54] Creepy dude in Toys R Us
	[00:09:15] Spider GI Joe Battleship
	[00:10:20] How many spiders...
	[00:12:48] Vore
	[00:16:08] Eleven million spiders
	[00:22:24] Squarespace ad read (music) featuring Mom Dolls
	[00:27:20] Clothing company? ad read (music)
	[00:31:00] Audible ad read
	[00:36:00] Losing Patreon subscribers
	HR Why Did You Wake My Whole Family Up Kevin Hart remix

Episode 93: Stand Up Comedy Stories feat. a Harmonica with Zoja

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	[00:51:30] Little old german lady
	HR Mike's camp story

Episode 94: "Oh My God! WOW!" with Lee Newton

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	[00:31:30] Don't eat your grape bed at the orgy
	[00:36:00] OMG WOW
	[00:43:30] spider hole
	[00:50:00] Honey Butter porn star
	[00:54:30] Steve and Owen is an old married couple

Episode 95: The Aztec Death Whistle

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	[00:07:30] Carlin impression
	[00:12:30] Lee impression and then another delman bread impression
	[00:31:00] Death whistle
	[00:58:00] The bois have an earthquake, then call Steve's mom, dad, and Mike's dad for some reason
	[01:20:00] Steve's dad talks about Steve taking a shit in church

Episode 96: "Getting All Your Ducks in a Row"

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	[00:02:00] loosecannon.com/banter
	[00:07:30] howling and horn honks for friday the 13th
	[00:13:30] a billiard dollars
	[00:18:30] let me get all my ducks in a row
	[00:22:00] the DBDBs ft. BYC
	[00:28:30] dat boi, that boy, son of that man
	[00:29:30] full circle on pool & time traveling to the past
	[00:34:00] History Road feint & Bollywood DSC ad read
	[00:39:30] Don’t bring Frank into this
	[00:50:30] Deafening bombfell outro
	[00:53:00] Mike’s masturbation joke
	[00:58:30] Steve’s Heart of Rock and Roll (setup 55:30)
	HR [01:00:00] Spooky Scrapbook Story

Episode 97: The DB DB DBs

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	[00:02:30] "Let's pull the peanutbutter out of the jelly"
	[00:43:00] Pooltable and jukebox in the apartment
	[00:54:00] Steve's travel show "I don't travel much"
	HR Made a roommate fall because of loud carnival music and laughter

Episode 98: Dynamic Danger

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	[00:45:30] Glasses off/on
	[00:51:30] Lindsey Buckinghams band arguments
	HR Aztec death whistle update

Episode 99: Disney's Goblins

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	[00:02:00] "WONDERFUL NOW" FOR DISNEY'S GOBLINS
	[00:02:00] "Skins"
	[00:16:00] "Goblins" song "everybody's favorite things"
	[00:20:30] Making push
	[00:39:00] Mike's drunk impression
	[01:04:30] Keeping your dad's skull
	HR Another death whistle update

Episode 100: OUR 100TH EPISODE!!!

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	Seeing a goat poop
	Slicing hair off your woah woah
	Oprah's body suit
	HR Text-to-speech story about lost voice